That's intense
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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