New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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