found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drunk is a universal language darling
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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