I don't think brook has ever known best
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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