no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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