Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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