wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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