found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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