We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
