moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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