Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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