I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
its not stalking. its research.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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