i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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