His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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