You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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