So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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