that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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