I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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