how hairy? two words: wookie tits
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I need to align my fucking chakras
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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