I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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