is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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