Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got chris browned last night
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
