I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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