After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And the cops told us we were all naked.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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