I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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