Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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