Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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