I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
