if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
