question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I am one with the molecules
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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