Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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