Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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