how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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