two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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