There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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