Say something about gay babies.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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