Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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