what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
