I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You ever have a fart follow you around?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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