It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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