real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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