Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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