Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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