wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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