Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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