can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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