the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I forget how to act sober
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
