At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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