fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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