Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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