how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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