There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its not stalking. its research.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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